Happy birthday to you Freddie!
You are a man with lots of class.
I want to meet your dog Peewee
And kiss his cute little doggie mass.

As designer you clearly see
I’m a big curvy siciliana.
Can you create clothing for me
That makes me look like your girl Madonna?

¡Feliz Cumple, Señor Rocha!

You are a hot Colombiano,
So sexy in Ensemble Español.
With hair like yours, you are perfecto
In every shot with your travel “domo.”

Oh, how I wish I could have seen
you play with “Loco Puffs”!
But, “Dropsy,” it is nice to know
these folks love you so much!